Parsley Longevity Labs: Detect the early warning signs that routine labs overlook in women. Trusted by ~50K members.
Stop guessing. Start testing.
Metabolism
Brain Fog
Fatigue
Bloating
PMS/Hormones
Inflammation
Thyroid
GI Issues
Nutrient Deficiences
Longevity Labs go beyond the surface
Longevity Labs go beyond the surface
See the Full Picture
See the Full Picture
- 100+ biomarkers annually.
- Testing every 6 months.
- Personalized tracker and clinical insights.
Personalized Ranges
Personalized Ranges
Your 8 Key Health Indexes
Your 8 Key Health Indexes
Biological Age
Biological Age
See the Full Picture
See the Full Picture
100+ biomarkers annually.
Testing every 6 months.
Personalized Ranges
Personalized Ranges
See the optimal ranges for your age & gender
Your 8 Key Health Indexes
Your 8 Key Health Indexes
Metabolism, Autoimmune, Thyroid, Hormones, Nutrients, Inflammation, Heart, Toxicity
Biological Age
Biological Age
Reveal how fast or slow your body is aging
On average, women are diagnosed with diseases 4 years later than men.
Source: Nature Communications
ROUTINE LABS ARE LIMITED
Annual physicals only test around 19 biomarkers
So early warning signs slip through the cracks.
19
100+
Advanced. Affordable. Easy.
We’ve partnered with Quest to provide the most comprehensive lab panels at a substantially lower price.
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Order your labs
Sign up here. No referrals, no networks, no waitlists.
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One convenient visit
Over 2,000 Quest locations. Quick and easy.
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View your results
Review results and your personalized health plan, all in one simple dashboard.
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Test again in 6 months
See how your results change over time with recommended actions and supplements.
01
Order your labs
Sign up here. No referrals, no networks, no waitlists.
02
One convenient visit
Over 2,000 Quest locations. Quick and easy.
03
View your results
Review results and your personalized health plan, all in one simple dashboard.
04
Test again in 6 months
See how your results change over time with recommended actions and supplements.
The in-depth lab testing you want, without the gaslighting or $4,000 bill.
$495billed annually
What's included:
Track what’s working: 2 tests a year totaling 100+ biomarkers
Understand your results: Dashboard with clinical insights and clear next steps
Female-focused testing: Designed for longevity and optimal health
Know your aging pace: Functional Age, Aging VelocityTM and Female Functional Health Score™
Save $4,000: vs the cost of paying for one-off testing
Exclusive perks: 20% off clinical-grade Parsley supplements + $1,500+ in curated health benefits
FSA/HSA eligibile
Proof in Our Members
Megan
"Okay, I'm not making it up!"
Christina
"I'm healing my body from within"
Tabitha
"I live and breathe by my blood tests"
Jenna
"That was really empowering."
More reviews
From Symptoms to Solutions
"Parsley MemberTotal Cholesterol before 256 now 182 Weight before 208, now 170!! So many issues resolved; brain fog, low energy, staying asleep, digestive, blood work imbalances etc.
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"Parsley MemberI have been battling a chronic health condition for 13 years. I just received my lab results and my inflammation marker decreased 11 POINTS. I am absolutely elated and look forward to continuing with Parsley. A+++
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"Parsley MemberAt 64, I feel better than I did when I was 40. I go for bloodwork, adjust accordingly. I have energy. I don't need to take a nap anymore. I'm on the right supplements for the right reasons.
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"Parsley MemberI have been with Parsley health for a year now and couldn't be happier. I love the extensive blood work. I feel so much better mentally, physically and spiritually.
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Why Parsley Health?
"Normal" results doesn’t mean you’re healthy.
We calculate the optimal results women need to thrive.
Female Functional Health Score → see how you compare to women your age.
Functional Age and Aging Velocity™ → track how fast you’re aging
Clinical Insights Dashboard → clear results, with actionable clinical insights.
We Test What Gets Overlooked in Women
100+ biomarkers, hand-picked by the leaders in women's functional medicine.
Why does it matter?
Most conditions are detectable
years before they become serious
...if you test for them.
Pre-diabetes
1/3 of women have metabolic syndrome by their 40s.
Heart Disease
Is the #1 killer of women. But women are less likely to be diagnosed early due to atypical symptoms.
Dementia
2/3 of dementia cases are in women.
Why Parsley Labs
Where your symptoms start to make sense
Parsley Health
Routine Labs
Number of biomarkers tested yearly
100+
5-20
Designed for female longevity - energy, mood, hormones, and long-term risks.
Results based on optimal ranges, not "normal" one-size-fits all.
Female Functional Health Score™ metric made for women's bodies
Aging Velocity™ how fast you're aging, and why
Functional Age: your biological age vs the average
At-home testing option
Total cost
$495
Hard to say. Gotta ask insurance.
It's not "in your head."
It's in your labs.