Parsley Longevity Labs find them — with 100+ biomarkers built for women.
A $4229/yr value for $495/yr.
Most labs miss the early warning signs in women.
FSA/HSA Eligible
Designed for women
At-home testing
Clinically-reviewed
Actionable results
On average, women are diagnosed with diseases 4 years later than men.
Most conditions are detectable years before symptoms...if you test for them.
1/3
women have metabolic syndrome by their 40s.
Source: American Autoimmune Related Diseases Association
80%
of autoimmune diagnoses are in women — most wait 5–7 years for answers.
2/3
of dementia cases are in women.
1/3
women have metabolic syndrome by their 40s.
Source: American Autoimmune Related Diseases Association
80%
of autoimmune diagnoses are in women — most wait 5–7 years for answers.
2/3
of dementia cases are in women.
We Test What Gets Overlooked in Women
100+ biomarkers, hand-picked by the leaders in women's functional medicine.
Why Parsley Health?
"Normal" results doesn’t mean you’re healthy.
We calculate the optimal results women need to thrive.
Female Functional Health Score → see how you compare to women your age.
Functional Age and Aging Velocity™ → track how fast you’re aging
Clinical Insights Dashboard → clear results, with actionable clinical insights.
Advanced. Affordable. Easy.
We’ve partnered with Quest to provide the most comprehensive lab panels at a substantially lower price.
01
Order your labs
Sign up here. No referrals, no networks, no waitlists.
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One convenient visit
Over 2,000 Quest locations. Quick and easy.
03
View your results
Review results and your personalized health plan, all in one simple dashboard.
04
Test again in 6 months
See how your results change over time with recommended actions and supplements.
01
Order your labs
Sign up here. No referrals, no networks, no waitlists.
02
One convenient visit
Over 2,000 Quest locations. Quick and easy.
03
View your results
Review results and your personalized health plan, all in one simple dashboard.
04
Test again in 6 months
See how your results change over time with recommended actions and supplements.
The in-depth lab testing you want, without the gaslighting or $4,000 bill.
$495billed annually
What's included:
Track what’s working: 2 tests a year totaling 100+ biomarkers
Understand your results: Dashboard with clinical insights and clear next steps
Female-focused testing: Designed for longevity and optimal health
Know your aging pace: Functional Age, Aging VelocityTM and Female Functional Health Score™
Save $4,000: vs the cost of paying for one-off testing
Exclusive perks: 20% off clinical-grade Parsley supplements + $1,500+ in curated health benefits
FSA/HSA eligibile
Why Parsley Labs
The only comprehensive lab test designed for women
Parsley Health
Other Lab Memberships
Number of biomarkers tested yearly
100+
50-100+
Designed for female longevity
Female Functional Health Score™ metric made for women's bodies
Aging Velocity™ how fast you're aging, and why
Functional Age: your biological age vs the average
Clinically-reviewed results with clear insights
Clinical support add-ons with top functional medicine doctors
20% discount on professional-grade supplements
~$1500 in savings in partner perks and discounts with 50+ wellness brands
Total cost
$495
$199-$600
It's not "in your head."
It's in your labs.